Luis Suarez

If this world cup 2014 will be remembered for 'The Bite' then it is the gift of Luis Suarez. After the bite on Chiellini, Suarez now is facing a dilemma. The dilemma arises from various Companies arriving to grant sponsorship to him.

KKolg8 a well renowned international Toothpaste brand said it's sales had shot up 100% after it ran commercials that Suarez used their toothpaste regularly as seen in the team hotel at Brazil. "Children are impressed by the bite marks he left on his opponent. They want to leave such bite marks too to scare bullies. We will also target women in developing countries who can give Suraez-bite to ward off unsocial elements. " The increase in sales is being obeserved in India especially among the kids, Women of all ages and some weakling men.

The above images have left a deep impression on the vulnerable. Meanwhile it is rumored that Apppple plans to hold a conference meet with its lawyers to find out the possibility if they could sue Suarez for the destruction of their Logo. Apppple at present believes that he is responsible for the bite on their trademark something that harmed their Global image. The Chairman of Creative Design section argued that "We did not notice that the complete apple was never present. In our attempt to provide suitable products to customers we overlooked that. The Bitten Apple represents an incomplete product being presented to consumers something that we strongly abhor and is against our company ethics." The Legal notice though has been sent to the Legal representative of Luis Suarez.

ITV, witnessed a revolution of sorts when users switched over world wide to watch the SUAREZ BITE. This phenomena which has sucked in consumers from all the countries is unseen. They plan to provide a portion of their profit to Luis Suarez for making them a worldwide success. They too are in the Hunt to meet him to provide him sponsorship.

McDonalds meanwhile plans to sue Suarez. Post this incident they have been left fuming as customers have alternatives to better nutritious and cheap food as represented by the menu below. 

Their Trade leader said "This world cup has harmed our prospects for better sales and hurt our economic viability in the long run. We must be compensated." 

Though Snickers and Nando have seen it as an opportunity to increase their product outreach and earn more profits as seen from their advertising. Both are delighted at the opportunity to offer free products to Suarez. They believe this would result in increased popularity. Furthermore Snickers representative anonymously said "This is a classic case of turning Lemons into Lemonade we can use this as a business example in the Management Schools to earn more money."

 

Fans of the Film Jurassic Park have got a new lease of life they say there are plans to open a Suarez Park based on the Jurassic Park theme. The Franchise too has been open to this idea,  they believe that this would give a new lease of life to their franchise and would make their park appear more interesting. "Being surrounded by Dinosaur gets boring after some time it becomes monotonous. In Suarez Park, one can never be bored, we will leave customers wanting for more."

Evolution experts are celebrating. "Let the champagne roll on now." said Kar-Yu. They are celebrating the fact that one of the dinosaur has survived extinction and evolved into a modern day footballer.